I asked my wife what I should blog about and she suggested what I think most about. Lately I think mostly about Halo 3 and Politics, two topics that the Lexi loves. With super Tuesday looming I thought it would be fun to compare The Master Chief (Halo's Hero) with our current Commander and Chief(George Dubya Bush).
Achievements
Master Chief: Destroyed alien synthetic ring planet designed to eliminate planet earth.
Commander and Chief: Destroyed Saddam Huesien, the country of Iraq, and the US Budget.
Origins
Master Chief: Half human, half cyborg, his history as a human is unknown but his cyborg parts were most likely manufactured in China.
Commander and Chief: First human to be conceived by two males George Bush Sr. and Barbara Bush.
Known Enemies
Master Chief: The Covenant, an alien species with a fanatical religion preaching the need to destroy mankind and a mindless zoombie infestation called The Flood.
Commander and Chief: Osama Bin Laden, the word nuclear, and Anderson Cooper.
Popularity
Master Chief: Became the worlds best selling video game after it was released in 2001 only to be eclipsed by sales of subsequent games Halo 2 and Halo 3.
Commander and Chief: Set the all-time aproval rating record of 90% directly following 9-11 only to decline to one of the worst of all time at 30%.
Controlled By
Master Chief: 12 year old boys across the world over and 30 year old men living in their parent's basement.
Commander and Chief: Carl Rove
If Bush could run for a third term and the Master Chief were real to more people than those of us addicted to Halo I think Super Tuesday would be a little more exciting.
2 comments:
Who would be Master Chief's Vice President? And what is his plan on healthcare? Is he an agent for change?
Funny stuff, Jeff. I would vote for the Master Chief. But only if he still had the David Cross character as his sarcastic sidekick. -- Mike
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