I was so bored while sitting through my required 80 hours of insurance education so to avoid dying I made a few poems. First the Haiku
1st Haiku
Slater School of Insurance,
life's longest eight hours,
I'd prefer water boarding.
2nd Haiku
The clocks hand it moves backward.
Has boredom ever killed?
let the lecturer die first.
3rd Haiku
Haiku hell, definition:
So bored I write this,
yet, Japanese poems fail.
The chances a limerick time will fill,
nine, nine, five, five, nein, no, never, nil
The meter its true
has something to do
with the speed arrived at boredom still.
Slater School of Insurance,
life's longest eight hours,
I'd prefer water boarding.
2nd Haiku
The clocks hand it moves backward.
Has boredom ever killed?
let the lecturer die first.
3rd Haiku
Haiku hell, definition:
So bored I write this,
yet, Japanese poems fail.
After I told Lexi my Haiku she told me to try a limerick
The chances a limerick time will fill,
nine, nine, five, five, nein, no, never, nil
The meter its true
has something to do
with the speed arrived at boredom still.
3 comments:
I like the second Haiku the best. "Let the lecturer die first".
Those poems explain how I feel for at least three hours every day at work. Every day. Good luck staying alive for 80 hours. Wow, I'm glad its you and not me.
You posess a rare skill for haiku writing Jeff. Thanks for sharing it with the world.
You awaken in me the desire to write a haiku myself but alas I'm too tired.
Becca
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