Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Utes vs Beavers or Palin vs Biden or Baby Ute


Decisions, decisions, what should I do. Thursday night my Utes play the beavers that recently dethroned USC and the Vice Presidential debates take place. In addition to all this my wife and I have are third semester class that night so I have a plan.

I will listen to the Utes on the radio but tell my wife I'm listening to the Vice Presidential debates because it's my civic duty while I'm in the third trimester debate.

I am so smart SMRT. (you have to say the last line in a Homer Simpson voice)

Monday, September 29, 2008

I Swear I'm Not A Robot

Have you ever stared at a word verification and had no idea what letters or numbers you were looking at. Today I entered in a word verification literally 20 times until I could get it right. I swear I'm not a robot I'm a real person please let me past your word verification. In the end it turns out I was putting the verification in the password box but still half the verifications looked like a Picasso alphabet. All this said I have a word verification because you might be a robot unless you can prove otherwise.

Did I Just Rub That On My Face Or Eat It.

Jim Gaffigan is a very funny comedian check out this routine.

I was thinking about this routine after I ate at Taco Bell the other night and while tasty the consequences had me feeling much the same.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

"The Breast Is Best"


According to PETA good restaurants should stop using cows milk and start using human breast milk.  Check this article out.   What should Ben and Jerry's name their new breast milk ice cream, I suggest PETA Puker or Milk My Mama.

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